So by now everyone has probably watched
the season finale of "The Walking Dead," with the long-awaited prison
assault. While it didn't go down exactly
as I'd expected, in important ways I feel like my analysis of the probable
result was pretty spot-on. If you've
been following the things that I jot down on this blog, you'll know that I've
written two different pieces about the concept of Woodbury attacking the Prison
Kingdom of Rick. You'll also know that I
thought that Woodbury had about the same chance of success as successfully
navigating an asteroid field in The Empire Strikes Back...except the Governor
is no Han Solo, and his "ship" is certainly no Millennium
Falcon. In other words, a snowball's
chance in Hell, as they say.
Most of this gut feeling came from the
state of the Governor's army...I mean, the Governor's a psychopath, so he's not
going to get scared of much, but his followers on the other hand...well, they
leave a lot to be wished for. They
aren't (err, weren't) soldiers...just giving someone a weapon and telling them
to follow you isn't the same thing as actually training and preparing them to
fight.
In the end, the Governor's assault on
the prison was broken with ridiculous ease.
All the defenders had to do was employ a few flash grenades, and along
with some help from the dark nastiness of the tombs and a handful of hungry
zombies panic spread like wildfire among the Governor's grand army. A couple of bursts of automatic fire and the
victorious horde was reduced to a terrified mass of speeding motorists, running
for their lives back to Woodbury, even though they weren't even being
pursued. This is the response we should
have expected from them (although I thought that a lot of more of them would be
cut down in the process of extricating themselves from the prison...actually,
did anyone actually get killed in the prison?
I remain unsure, despite the statement that the recent attack was a
bloodbath, whilst the Governor was attempting to drive his minions back into
the fray).
Now we can all wait hungrily for the
next season of The Walking Dead. The
lesson we've learned from this season is that it's harder than it looks to
attack a group of determined people who have a fortress to defend. And also that Carl may be a serial
killer. And that Andrea should've shut
her yap and used the pliers with the quickness, as it were...and many other
things.
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